Here You Leave Today

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Cynically Single and a Beautiful Disaster.
"Here you leave today and enter a world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy"

You’re not a bitch

You’re a coward. And that’s ten times worse.

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youre-a-lizard-harry:

Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

OH MY GOD

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dick-flips:

my blog’s official theme song. 

forever reblog this

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Robin Sparkles - Let’s Go to the Mall (full version of the song)

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geeksruletheworld:

shitdisnerdssay:

Shit Disnerds say #71:
When I grow up, I want to be a cast member.
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said it, became it, YOLO





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jackblacksaidnodrums:

geeksruletheworld:

shitdisnerdssay:

Shit Disnerds say #71:

When I grow up, I want to be a cast member.

Submitted by: dizpotter

said it, became it, YOLO

Samsies. Makin’ magical moments left and right, boiiiii.
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sorority 101: PNM questions

sororitysugar:

As a potential new member participating in sorority recruitment, you will be expected to ask questions of the houses you are rushing. You should be inquisitive and enthusiastic about learning more. Remember they will be your close “family” for the next four years! You wouldn’t join a club or agree to live with new roommates with out asking any questions!

It will help to organize your thoughts into the categories of sorority life: SISTERHOOD, SOCIAL, PHILANTHROPY, ACADEMICS, NUTS & BOLTS. 

SISTERHOOD questions (you want to determine the personality & closeness of the sisters): 

  • What do the girls in this chapter like to do for fun?
  • What are some of the things you do together as a chapter?
  • I’ve heard about bigs & littles, how does that work in your chapter?
  • What happens at a sisterhood retreat? 
  • What is your favorite thing about your sisters?

SOCIAL questions (you want to determine the type & level of social commitment): 

  • What was your favorite social?
  • How often do you socialize?
  • What are your sisterhood socials?
  • What was your favorite costume theme?
  • What are the big events on campus like? Such as greek sing, greek week, derby days, watermelon bust, anchor splash, etc…
(*NOTE: some schools have restrictions on asking fraternity questions, so you may need to sick to more general social inquires.)

PHILANTHROPY questions (you want to determine the level of enthusiasm & time commitment for charity work): 

  • What do you like most about your philanthropy?
  • How much time do you spend on philanthropy activities?
  • Do you do a lot of on-site volunteering, or is it more fundraising?
  • Do you have any new philanthropy events planned?
  • What was your favorite philanthropy event?

ACADEMIC questions (you want to determine if the chapter is intense or lackadaisical about school work):

  • Do the girls in this chapter study a lot?
  • I’m a little nervous about college courses, are their any programs that help with studying?
  • How important are grades to the chapter?
  • What are the some of the majors of the girls in this chapter?
  • Are the members supportive if I need to study for a test, instead of going to a mixer?

NUTS & BOLTS questions (you want to determine the basics of chapter life):

  • What are the opportunities for chapter leadership?
  • What are some of the other activities on campus that your members participate in? Is there time for other pursuits? 
  • How many girls live in the house and what is that like?
  • I love all the tee shirts and sorority stuff, but are you required to buy them all?
  • What is a chapter meeting like and how often are they?
  • How do you balance your time between school and sorority?
  • Can you tell me about the greek intramural sports program?
  • What was your biggest challenge when you first joined the chapter?
  • How many girls do you plan for this incoming pledge class?

FINAL TIPS: Avoid questions with “yes/no” answers. You want to get the sorority members talking about their fabulous chapter party or their record breaking fundraising achievements. The answers to your questions will give you INSIGHTS into the chapter’s priorities. There are no right or wrong answers, it’s all about matchmaking! Whether you are looking for a good-time group or a sisterhood of study buddies, listen to what the members are saying and see what the chapter presents - these are the things they value most.

Avoid money questions and minute bookkeeping details. You can read up on the facts & figures on your own time. Focus more on the personality of the sorority and how well it matches yours!

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brightskeyes:

MY CHILDHOOD

I used to be able to quote this entire thing

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fuckyeahdisneysongs:

I Won’t Say (I’m in Love) (Karaoke) - Hercules

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runnerbird:

Kermit the Frog: What? You kidnap Jack Black? That’s illegal!Fozzie Bear: What’s more illegal, Kermit: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Muppets?Kermit the Frog: Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!

runnerbird:

Kermit the Frog: What? You kidnap Jack Black? That’s illegal!
Fozzie Bear: What’s more illegal, Kermit: briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying the Muppets?
Kermit the Frog: Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!

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